I wish life had little blips of pornography
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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