I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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