Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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