Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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