i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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