one might say we're banned from that church
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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