I want to make a zoo with you.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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