did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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