oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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