can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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