You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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