is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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