let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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