so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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