HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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