Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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