I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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