why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
420 ftw
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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