is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
