We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
The power of my boobs compel you
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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