White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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