I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Randomize
