I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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