shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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