she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
