um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
