they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
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