How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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