why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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