Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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