But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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