your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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