Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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