He disabled his match.com account in front of me
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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