is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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