my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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