omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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