is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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