ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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