Soap is not a condiment
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Use "feeling words"
Yay
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
How does it feel to date your dad?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize