I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
