I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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