I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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