i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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