I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Randomize
