so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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