the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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