Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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