You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Randomize
