hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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