i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Randomize