Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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