so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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