Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Randomize
