You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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