He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I have surprise drugs for everyone
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Randomize
