so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
